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My Retirement Plan Has a Drink Package cruise T-shirt is the perfect funny vacation tee for retirees who love cruising, tropical sunsets and cocktails.

Available in sizes S–5XL. Sizes 2XL–5XL are available at an additional cost.

Retirement looks a whole lot better with an ocean view and a drink package. This Salty Shenanigans back-print tee combines bold coastal humor with a colorful cruise ship, tropical palms, sunset orange and turquoise water for an easygoing vacation look.

Perfect for cruises, retirement trips, Caribbean vacations, beach bars, tropical getaways, happy hour, or your next group cruise. The large back graphic makes a statement while keeping the relaxed coastal style Salty Shenanigans is known for.

Made on the Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle T-shirt, this tee offers a comfortable, lightweight feel that's easy to wear from embarkation day to the pool deck, beach bar and dinner ashore.

Details:

• Large “My Retirement Plan Has a Drink Package” back graphic

• Salty Shenanigans signature branding

• Gildan 64000 unisex fit

• Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton on solid colors

• Cruise ship, sunset and tropical palm artwork

• Great retirement, cruise or vacation gift

• Designed for cruise lovers, retirees and beach-bar regulars

• Easy casual styling with shorts, swimwear or jeans

• Premium DTG printed graphic

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